GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book.